Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KingdomsCity

Kingdomscity is a Survival based server which allows every player to join which wants to. If you like playing alone that fine but if you enjoy playing with lots of people go ahead and join in on our Teamspeak server – kingdomscity.enjinvoice.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Emerald Gaming

This is just a temporary post it will be updated and refined later

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7454
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MCAmusement With Disney World

Roleplay

This server we are building theme parks in minecraft. So far we have done Magic Kingdom Disney World!

Everything is 1:1 scale with real life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5516

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FTB LiteCraft FTB Lite Server

Welcome to FTB LiteCraft, Here you can play Feed the Beast Lite with your friends. We offer you: – land plots – Farm – Plenty of slots – 16 GB Ram – No Laggs – Rang System – Quick Shops – Homepage Rank Shop – Have fun IP: FTB-LiteCraft.de (37.157.251.55)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7660	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6175	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Club Obsidian

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Club Obsidian PRISON 0.1.0 – HIGHSCORE PAYOUTS – Free Private Mines – AFK Sell – 60+ Custom Enchants – 500+ Quests – 1,000 Upgradables – So much more

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

mc.RATIO.lv

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

Hello everyone

The ratio.lv minecraft server is back online! We have opened a factions server to start off, and we are planning to expand into a bigger network 🙂 Currently the factions server is open, and anyone is welcome to start playing since the essential layout is there. We are using minecraft version 1.8.8.

Remember to vote in order to get rewards!

Good luck, have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

difinitycraft

Survival

Hello everyone and Welcome to the DifinityCraft Community we offere a great playing experience for all our players we have -Survival Anti Grief -Pvp Factions Raid -Minigames -Skyblock -Survival Games -Parkour -Spleef And more. Every server is different and all of our dedicated staff members will make your time on DifinityCraft Worth wild. Join now and find out what your missing!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	181	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Animals Bred:	118	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FalconCraft PVP

Hello and Welcome!

This is a new Faction PvP server. We Have many plugins. Open 24/7. Many ranks. Drop Parties every Friday, or even every day if we reach a sertain ammount of votes. Friendly / Good / Mature Profesional Admins! Daily Kits!

Join the server today! We are waiting on you, belive me! 😉

185.16.84.27:25665

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Emeralds Found:	8864	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Viburnum

Survival, Vanilla

Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	915

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NightPvp

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	195
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CrimsonMC

CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Proyecto40

Project40

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EnderCraftMC

A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MyCraft PvP

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9993	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.