Numbed Tax Totals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

Buy, buy now, decision, Discounted, discounted game, discounted RPG, fate, Gaming, gaming deal, gaming decision, gaming sale, Jrpg, Minecraft, Purchase, resonance of fate, RPG, RPG sale, sale, sale price, Server, Should I buy, video game, Video Game Sale

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Towns Built:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Items Found:	1324	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, british culture, British flag, edit, flag change, flag design, flag emblem, flag emblematic, flag history, flag identity, flag modification, flag patriotic, flag redesign, flag representation, flag symbol, flag transformation, flag update, Minecraft, national flag, new flag, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3148	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Crops Grown:	6649	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

activities, Bars, Cafés, clubs, community gatherings, Entertainment, Events, Friends, gatherings, hang out, MEETUPS, networking, nightlife, outings, Parties, restaurants, social events, Social Interaction, socializing, socializing spots, SocializingSMP

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3383	Farms Harvested:	898
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	7416
Potions Brewed:	137	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	13
New Chunks Explored:	73060	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	9102	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8481
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bothersome, cacophony, Discordant, distressing, grating, HateNoise, high pitched, intolerable, IRRITATING, jarring, Minecraft, nails on a chalkboard, noise, offensive, Piercing, Racket, screeching, Shrill, smp, Sound, Unbearable, Unpleasant

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

Cancer prevention, Gen, global health, health policy, lung cancer, lung cancer deaths, lung cancer prevention, Minecraft, non-smoking generation, NoSmoke, preventive measures, public health, smoking cessation, smoking prevention, smoking-related deaths, tobacco, tobacco ban, tobacco control, tobacco epidemic, tobacco industry, tobacco products, tobacco regulations, tobacco-free generation

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	4304

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	3271	Love Letters Sent:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9