so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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