lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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