so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Villages Defended: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Dimension Hops: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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