So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crops Grown: 4217 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Gods Slained: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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