NukeCraft: Keepin’ the Peace!

arms race, China, defense policy, Deterrence, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, keepin, military deployment, military strategy, national security, North Korea, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear proliferation, nuclear threats, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peace, russia, strategic defense, US

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more nukes than the US tryna scare off Russia, China, and North Korea, like, who even needs diplomacy when you got that kinda firepower in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the most explosive server in the history of blocky worlds. plus, we got llamas that can spit fireballs and creepers that drop diamond blocks instead of exploding. it’s like, a total blast, literally. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s blow this joint up, in a totally fun way, of course.

smp.me

adult staff team, Armor Stand Tools, Community, Community vote, Discord, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, player heads, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, Redstone, server chat, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Survival, Vanilla, Web Based, Web map, world border

Overview of Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with vanilla experience
Whitelisted	Ensure friendly and pleasant community
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Inclusivity is core belief
Player Age	16+ dedicated players

Features of the Server

(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
Armor Stand Tools
Discord > server chat
Web based world map
Gradual world border expansion
Grief prevention systems
Adult staff team
Opt-in PVP
Decorative player heads
Decisions made by community vote
Sleep skip

What We Don’t Do

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Head to smp.me to apply.
What is the age requirement for players?	Players must be 16 years or older.
Are there grief prevention systems in place?	Yes, we have systems to detect and revert grief.
Can I use plugins to change my gameplay experience?	We do not allow plugins that change the vanilla experience.

NeoCraft Realm 1.20

beer on draft, bite to eat, Bored at Work, Chat, going through a lot, Homewood, keep me busy, Lassens Tap, NeoCraft, never on here, new friends, Realm, slow day, text me

Hey guys, my name is Brad! I need new friends because my cat won’t talk to me anymore. Text me at +1 (708) 803-5412, I promise I won’t send you weird memes…maybe.

I’ll be at Lassens Tap in Homewood until close, come chat with me or keep me busy by listening to my conspiracy theories about llamas ruling the world.

Join this Minecraft server for a chance to build a virtual beer on draft or eat a pixelated bite to eat. I’ll be bored at work all day, so come entertain me with your best Minecraft jokes and creations. Let’s make this server lit like a creeper explosion!

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HateMyJobInMinecraftSMP

favoritism, HateMyJobInMinecraftSMP, job dissatisfaction, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of creativity, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of support, lack of training, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, no work-life balance, office politics, poor management, repetitive tasks, toxic work environment, unrealistic expectations, work stress

OMG GUYS, you know what I hate about my job? Like, everything! But guess what? You can escape all that boring adulting by joining our EPIC Minecraft SMP! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. And get this, our server is run by a team of trained monkeys who only speak in memes. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. So ditch your job and come join us for some totally wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

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BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, bright side, compassion, encouragement, Feel-Good, good news, Happiness, Heartwarming, Hope, Inspirational, joy, Kindness, love, motivational, optimism, positive stories, positivity, resilience, silver lining, success, Uplifting

Tired of all the negativity in the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than creepers is positivity! Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has started hosting yoga classes to help players relax and unwind.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret hidden village, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft Genie.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the good vibes flow!

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Elon’s Blocky Banishment Society

Accountability, Banishment, Behavior, blocky, controversy, criticism, Decision making, elon musk, Elons, Ethics, expulsion, Fellows, influence, innovation, Integrity, leadership, MEMBERSHIP, Open Letter, public image, RESPONSIBILITY, royal society, Science, society, Technology

lol imagine a world where elon musk gets kicked out of a society for being too cool. like, bro, he’s just too awesome for them to handle. they’re all like “sorry elon, but you’re just too much of a legend for us to handle. please leave and take your coolness elsewhere.” and then all the other members are just signing this open letter like “yeah, get out of here elon, we can’t handle your swag.”

if you want to escape the drama and hang out with some chill peeps, come join our minecraft server. we don’t care how cool you are, as long as you’re down to build some epic structures and have a good time. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and have epic battles with giant mutant creepers.

so come join us and leave all the drama behind. elon musk may not be welcome in the royal society, but he’s always welcome on our minecraft server.

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