LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE CHINA IS LIKE “SERIOUSLY CONCERNED” ABOUT US NUCLEAR STUFF BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT NUCLEAR REACTOR MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS?!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, PIGS THAT FLY ON RAINBOWS, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES.

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR HOOVES AND HELP YOU BUILD EPIC CASTLES MADE OUT OF CHEESE.

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 155 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 3992 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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