lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got a nuclear clock prototype that can tell time so good u can time travel back to when u were a noob at minecraft and laugh at urself. plus u can do new tests of fundamental physics like seeing if u can make a pig fly by launching it with a TNT cannon. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. come join us now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY