lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got a nuclear clock prototype that can tell time so good u can time travel back to when u were a noob at minecraft and laugh at urself. plus u can do new tests of fundamental physics like seeing if u can make a pig fly by launching it with a TNT cannon. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. come join us now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY