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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 5 New Chunks Explored: 387893
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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