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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Farms Harvested: 132 Mineshafts Explored: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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