so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is so epic, even jens stoltenberg from nato is talkin’ about it! they wanna put nuclear weapons on standby just to protect the awesomeness of our server, can you believe it? like, who needs nukes when you got creepers and zombies to worry about, right? come join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft experience ever! plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil ender dragon. yea, we got flying pigs, no big deal. so what are you waiting for? join now before jens stoltenberg nukes us all!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Towns Built: 4
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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