u know wat else u will see in 20 years? our epic minecraft server with no wired ports on it either! join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons as DJs. if u want to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely of cake, then this is the place for u. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where u can meet unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1150
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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