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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5430 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
u know wat else u will see in 20 years? our epic minecraft server with no wired ports on it either! join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons as DJs. if u want to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely of cake, then this is the place for u. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where u can meet unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
