Now that CS is over Minecraft SMP

data science, Software Development, Entrepreneurship, freelance, Minecraft

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Join us for a chance to become a professional llama whisperer or a professional block stacker.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

So come on down to our server and discover the wacky and wild world that awaits you. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the world of Minecraft careers!

BlockyCraze Minecraft SMP

hidden dependencies, uncommon dependencies, lesser-known addictions, smp, surprising dependencies

Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like crack but for gamers, I swear. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.

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New Server IP
SwoonCraft

surprise gifts, Thoughtful gestures, Acts of kindness, loving gazes, gentle touches

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join, you ask? Because on our server, pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and creepers do the Macarena (they’ve got some killer dance moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell a knock-knock joke. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the mythical diamond-encrusted unicorn that grants wishes to all who find it. Or you might just get blown up by a sneaky creeper. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

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New Server IP
ShameCraft: AI Misinfo Japan

Misinfo, ShameCraft, internet, criminal prosecution, Propaganda

so like, imagine a minecraft server where instead of banning griefers and trolls, we publicly shame them in front of the whole server! it’s like a virtual town square where we put them in the stocks and throw virtual tomatoes at them for all to see. it’s a hilarious way to fight misinformation and abuse in the minecraft world. join us for some epic public shaming and crazy antics! come be a part of the most outrageous server around!

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New Server IP
Pixel Parasite Patrol

PIXEL, Safety, fixed-dose combination, mass drug administration, helminthiasis

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u! this server is like a magical potion that cures parasites in 1.5 billion people! ya u heard me right, we got the cure for all those pesky parasites in ur body! just join our server and all ur problems will be gone! we got a special combo of albendazole and ivermectin that will make u feel like a brand new player in the game! so what r u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to those nasty parasites! #minecraftmagic #cureall #parasitefree

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New Server IP

EmpiresMC

Kingdoms, king of the hill, Custom Armor, EmpiresMC, Custom Lootable Cities

Empires Minecraft Server

Overview:

Empires is a newly founded, customized Minecraft Factions experience. It boasts an impressive collection of sensible plugins that alter PVP in ways that just make sense. The server released as of 1/10/2025 with features such as Kingdoms, Earth Map, Custom Lootable Cities, Custom Enchants, Custom Armor, Dynmap, and more. Join the discord and IP address below to start playing!

Features:

Feature	Description
Kingdoms	Land Claiming, Turrets, Champions, Empire management
Earth Map	Explore a custom Earth map
Custom Lootable Cities	6 unique cities with loot
Custom Enchants	Over 200+ custom enchants
Custom Armor	New armor obtainable through crates and cities
Dynmap	Dynamic map of the server
Economy	Shop and Currency system
Events	Fishing Competitions, King of the Hill, and more

Join Us:

Discord: https://discord.gg/Y48ZcsavgV

Version: 1.18.2+

IP: play.empiresmc.com

FAQ:

Q: Are there any server mods or hacks allowed on Empires?

A: No, any use of mods or hacks that provide an unfair advantage is strictly prohibited.

Q: How can I start my own Empire on the server?

A: You can start your own Empire by claiming land, recruiting members, and strategizing your battles against other Empires.

Q: Are alliances between Empires allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to form alliances with other Empires for mutual benefit.

Q: What happens if my Empire loses a battle?

A: Losing a battle can result in losing territory or resources, so make sure to strategize and prepare effectively.

Q: Can I suggest new features or changes to the server?

A: Yes, the server welcomes feedback and suggestions from players to improve the overall experience.

Now that CS is over Minecraft SMP

BlockyCraze Minecraft SMP

SwoonCraft

ShameCraft: AI Misinfo Japan

Pixel Parasite Patrol