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GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyRedditFAQs

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Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

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lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ribbed Dome Craft

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so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Animals Bred:	87	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

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Vibe Time Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Duration	4 months

Overview:

Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
Is the server purely vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
Are there any plans for world resets?	No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
How often are events held on the server?	Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Dragons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2188	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Accountability, AMBITION, aspiration, broken commitment, determination, Disappointment, dream, Failure, Goal, Minecraft, missed opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, procrastination, regret, resolution, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, unfulfilled promise, Vow, VowNeverDoneIt, wish

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Emeralds Found:	3398
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Butterfly Wings Server

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Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	359	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crops Grown:	6304

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Villages Defended:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5