NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	4980	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Towns Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	2693	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Buildings Constructed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2885
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	902	Runes Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7335	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5