Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 737 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Servers

  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 348 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 108 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Crops Grown: 9060
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8745 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 8993
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5148
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Crops Grown: 6853

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Farms Harvested: 885 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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