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Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchantments Applied:	113	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8902
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	7892
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Votes:	4700
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	770
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	32

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	1866	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	250	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	1816	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	622437	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Enchantments Applied:	253
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9010
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Items Found:	3071	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4704	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2