NoTouchyZoneMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ExRelationshipMix Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and crumbling, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to build their house next to the village fountain. It’s like a reality TV show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking around every corner. So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more drama than a teenage romance novel, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your next “song title” relationship waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy conspiracy theories that will blow your mind! Join us and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret underground lair, where he’s been plotting to take over the Minecraft world with his army of evil chickens. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists and turns, join our server now and become a conspiracy theory detective in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SyriaCraft: RIP IRGC Adviser

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Iran’s IRGC Adviser is actually a Minecraft player who got taken out by an Israeli airstrike in Syria. Crazy, right? Well, on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, insane storylines, and a community like no other. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Israeli airstrikes! Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit by an airstrike, that is)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Towns Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

Base incidents, blocks, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, Crimebrand priority, Fated Pursuit, Flora Unfurl, Fulminating Thunderstorm, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Mania Training, Minecraft, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Rain Burst, secret societies, Server, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, Tier List

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic events like the [Rain Burst] and [Flora Unfurl] where you can unleash your inner nature warrior.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the [Fulminating Thunderstorm] event where you can literally control the weather in the game? Or maybe you’re feeling a bit more adventurous and want to join the [Fated Pursuit] directional arrest – who knows where it will take you!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have insane training phases like the [Mania Training] Phase 7 where you can level up like never before. Plus, our detailed tier list will help you dominate the game like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary player in the Minecraft world. And remember, if you’re not part of our secret society, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9610
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Magical Girl or Mecha Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical girl transforming into a mecha – unexpected and totally awesome!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with magical powers or building giant mechas to protect your base from invaders. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyBacheloretteFashion

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only dress code is your pixelated skin!

Join us and leave behind the stress of trying to fit into a barbie pink dress for your friend’s bachelorette party. On our server, you can wear whatever color you want, even if it’s not pink!

Forget about bridesmaids dictating your outfit choices, on our server, you’re the boss of your own style. Plus, with our tall-friendly pixelated world, you won’t have to worry about clothes not fitting right due to your height.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	4977
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	186	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Void Gems Collected:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineCraftRealityCheck

acceptance, coping with reality, difficult truths, emotional pain, facing challenges, facing reality, facing the truth, growth mindset., hardest truth, inner strength, life lessons, MineCraftRealityCheck, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, truth hurts

Have you ever had to accept the fact that you can’t tame a Creeper as your pet in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you tame Creepers, but you can ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigs! Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life and discover a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!). So come on, join us and embrace the insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Jihad: Life Sentence

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have french jihadists running around causing chaos and blowing stuff up just like in charlie hebdo! you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon, maybe you’ll even get sentenced to life in prison for your shenanigans! join now for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Resuscitation Station

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Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8550
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1303

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Boring Internet Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old boring internet? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So why settle for the same old boring internet when you can join our insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of chaos and laughter? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Let’s Talk Politics Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have intense political debates that make the real world look like child’s play. We have factions fighting over who gets control of the diamond mines, secret alliances forming behind the scenes, and even a presidential election where the winner gets to rule over the server with an iron fist (literally, if they choose to use iron weapons). So if you want to experience the thrill of Minecraft politics, join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate ruler of our crazy world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	264	Dragon Eggs Found:	1473
New Chunks Explored:	352770	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SnoozeCraft SMP: ZzzzLand BedWars

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Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where players fall asleep in the most bizarre places! From snoozing on top of a giant cactus to catching some Z’s in a bed made entirely of diamonds, our server is full of unexpected napping spots. Who knows, you might even doze off in the middle of a heated PvP battle or while riding a flying pig! Come join us for a sleepover like no other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AnimalEncounter: SafeWithFaves

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Picture this: You’re casually strolling through the lush forests of our Minecraft server, when suddenly, you come face to face with your favorite animal. But wait, it’s not just any ordinary encounter – oh no! This animal is actually your personal bodyguard, ready to protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

Imagine having a majestic unicorn by your side, using its magical horn to fend off any enemies that try to harm you. Or perhaps a ferocious dragon, breathing fire and scaring off any potential threats. Your safety is guaranteed on our server, thanks to our amazing animal companions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of having your favorite animal as your loyal protector. Who knows, you might even discover new and exciting creatures along the way. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CarbonCraft: Guardian Wildfires

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yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a wildfire burning through humanity’s carbon budget? well, look no further cuz this server is on fire, literally!

we got crazy events like lava parkour where u gotta jump from one lava pit to another without burning ur blocky butt. but don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions for u noobs who can’t handle the heat.

we also have a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs when u swing it. OP much?

join us now and be part of the hottest server in town. just be careful not to get burned, cuz this server is lit AF!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Emeralds Found:	1540
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2