NotMyCelebCrush – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LazyLootMinecraftSMP

Apathy, avoiding responsibilities, chilling out, idle behavior, indulgence, inertia, lack of motivation, laziness, lazy habits, LazyLootMinecraftSMP, leisure activities, lethargy, neglectful behavior, procrastination, Relaxation, self-care, slothfulness, sluggishness, taking it easy, unproductive behavior, wasting time

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

CraftyLove: Green Flags Only

chemistry, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Flags, green flags, Green.., growth, Honesty, Kindness, long term potential, mutual understanding, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Support, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is filled with diamond-level players who know how to treat you like the queen or king you are.

Join us if you’re into players who know how to enchant you with their charm and mine your heart away. Our server is like a love potion, guaranteed to make you fall head over heels in love with Minecraft all over again.

So, if you’re looking for a love story that’s more epic than the Ender Dragon battle, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise.

YoonCraft: Impeach the Blocks!

blocks, IMPEACH, YoonCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	334223	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2010	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the president of south korea got impeached? well, guess what, now u can! come join our server where all the crazy political drama happens, like yoon getting arrested and stuff. u can build ur own little impeachment palace and pretend ur the ruler of south korea. it’s gonna be so much fun, u won’t even believe it. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Tron’s Tri-Digit Funrealm

Artificial Intelligence, binary digit, bit, Computer, computer language, computer program, cyber, data, Digital, Funrealm, futuristic, Movie, neutral, no, programming, science fiction, Technology, TriDigit, trinary digit, tron, Trons, virtual reality, yes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

hey u, yea u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe??? well u better strap in cuz this server is crazier than a llama on roller skates!

first off, did u know that on this server, the bit from Tron is a trinary digit, not a boring old binary digit??? yep, that’s right! it has three forms: Yes, No, and neutral. so when u see a bit, u better be ready for some mind-blowing decisions to make!

oh, and get this – the mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. we got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that breakdance instead of attacking, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. it’s a party in every corner!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride pigs that fly, build houses out of marshmallows, and mine for diamonds with a spoon. yep, u heard me right – a spoon!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most wacky, wild, and downright insane minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it…probably.

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Discord, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, n4m2nFKvxz, PVP & PVE, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

CompCraft – A unique Minecraft Survival Server Overview

IP	play.compcraft.org
Features	Dinosaur Fossils 🦕 Custom Over World Dungeons Economy 💰 Custom Rares ✨ Free Ranks 🆓 Claims ✉️ Grief Protection ⛏️ PVP & PVE ⚔️ Vanilla Mechanics
Additional Info	On Compcraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom dungeons, or excavate dinosaur fossils, there is something for you. The community and staff are friendly and helpful.
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you can use the IP address play.compcraft.org on Java version 1.21.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server offers dinosaur fossils, custom over world dungeons, an economy system, custom rare items, free ranks, claims, grief protection, PVP & PVE, and vanilla mechanics.

3. Is there a starter kit for new players?

Yes, when you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Siblings Unveiled 1.20.4

1.20.4, Siblings, Unveiled

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	97	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit AF. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, there’s a crazy story going on about a brother and sister getting exposed. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that drama? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft! Plus, you never know what other scandalous secrets might come out while you’re playing. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold!

BlockyBankLady

banking sector, BlockyBankLady, breaking barriers, central bank, economic development, female empowerment, financial sector, gender equality, glass ceiling, Government, historic appointment, leadership role, Maysaa Sabrine, MIDDLE EAST, monetary policy, political news, Syria, Syrian economy, woman leader, women in finance, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

omg guyysss u gotta join this minecraft server it’s like syria’s new gov appointing maysaa sabrine as first woman to lead central bank LMAO u know it’s gonna be lit af. imagine all the crazy shizz that’s gonna go down in this server, like maysaa sabrine riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. u gotta be there to witness the madness and chaos, it’s gonna be epic. join now before the server explodes with awesomeness!!!

NoSchoolNoShot

Community safety, crime deterrence, Crime Prevention, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, gun control, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, legal restrictions, NoSchoolNoShot, offender monitoring, offender restrictions, offenders, Public Safety, Safety Measures, school safety zones, school security measures, school shootings, SCHOOLs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	6260	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have a bunch of wacky characters like a talking pig named gregory who only speaks in rhymes and a cow that can breakdance like nobody’s business. our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can do your homework for you and a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the most skilled players can find.

plus, did you know that joining our server actually increases your chances of winning the lottery? it’s true, just ask dave who won the jackpot after playing on our server for just one week.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be in the minecraft universe. just remember, if you see a chicken wearing sunglasses, don’t make eye contact or it’ll challenge you to a dance-off.

RSV Resistant Oldies – Vax Failures

antibodies, Elderly, Failures, immune system, immunity, immunocompromised, older adults, older population, Oldies, organ recipients, organ transplant, Protective, resistant, respiratory syncytial virus, response, RSV, study, vaccination, vaccination response, vaccine effectiveness, Vaccines, Vax, weakened immunity

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46

so like, u know how some people are like, not great at fighting off germs and stuff? well, turns out some peeps who are like, older and had organ transplants are like, not getting the full protection from vaccines against RSV. like, what the heck, right? but like, on our server, we got u covered! come join us and build ur own immune system fortress to keep those pesky germs away! plus, we got like, virtual vaccines that actually work! so come join us and stay healthy while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

What is the IP for Gigi Murin Ch. hololive-EN Minecraft Server?

GIGI, HololiveEN, Minecraft, Murin, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Gigi Murin Ch. is a virtual YouTuber and member of the popular VTuber group hololive-EN. Known for her energetic personality and engaging content, Gigi Murin Ch. entertains her audience with a variety of gaming, singing, and chat streams. With a growing fan base, she continues to captivate viewers with her unique charm and creative content.

Quick-Craft || SURVIVAL || GRIFF server Minecraft

admins, Clans, griff, KIND, Latest Version, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, No dupes, No Lags, ONLINE, Players, Quick-Craft, Shop, Survival, Transformations, Warp, Weddings

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Votes:	9956	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	48
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8

▒ »> Our Quick Craft project | IP: quickcraft.gomc.fun

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▒ ➥ Latest version

▒ ➥ Clans

▒ ➥ Online

▒ ➥ Weddings

▒ ➥ No dupes or lags

▒ ➥ Very kind admins and players!

▒ ➥ Transformations, clans, lucky blocks!

▒ ➥ Shop – /warp shop

95.216.123.244:25688

Gears of Galudon

adult themes, age safety, character creation, city, Combat, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Friendly, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	6619	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Gears of Galudon Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Roleplaying
Player Age Requirement	18+
Peak Players Online	15-30
Features	Character creation, combat, magic, inventing, politics
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/xrdQTFM87Q

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is Gears of Galudon a lore-based server?	Yes, Gears of Galudon is a lore-based server set in the steampunk era.
What is the player age requirement for Gears of Galudon?	Players must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted on the server.
How many players are typically online at peak times?	Gears of Galudon averages 15-30 players online at peak times.
What features does Gears of Galudon offer?	The server features character creation, combat, magic, inventing, and politics.
How can I join Gears of Galudon?	You can join by visiting the server’s Discord using the link provided above.

Country Quests 1.20

#sustainability, accomplish, achievement, Country, Economy, education, equality, goals, growth, Healthcare, Improvement, Infrastructure, innovation, job creation, national development, poverty reduction, progress, Quests, social welfare, success, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Bruh, forget real life countries, join our Minecraft server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

You can build the craziest monuments, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds.

Declare war on neighboring kingdoms for the most ridiculous reasons, like someone stole your virtual cookies or looked at you funny.

Form alliances with other players and create a powerful empire that strikes fear into the hearts of all who dare to challenge you.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to virtual domination!

YoonCraft: Detained & Impeached

Court, detain, detained, impeached, martial law, President Yoon, Probe, Warrant, YoonCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	361347	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

lol come join our minecraft server where we have a wild and crazy time like when the court approved a warrant to detain impeached President Yoon in a martial law probe. like woah, that’s some intense drama right there! but don’t worry, our server is all about having fun and building cool stuff, not getting caught up in political scandals. plus, we have the best parties in town with non-stop dancing and cake for days. so why wait? join now and let the good times roll!

Sherpa Kidney Crafters

acclimatization, altitude acclimatization, altitude sickness, altitude training, blood acid-base, Crafters, high altitude medicine, high altitude research, high altitudes, Himalayas, kidney, kidney function, kidney health, kidneys, mountain climbers, physiological adaptations, rapid acclimatization, renal system, sherpa, Sherpa climbers, Sherpa genetics, Sherpa physiology, Sherpas

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we climb mountains like sherpa dudes with super kidneys. our blood is so acclimatized, we can reach heights of 4,300 meters in no time. come join us and level up your kidney game, bro. who needs oxygen when you have kidneys like ours? let’s conquer the highest peaks and show those lowlanders how it’s done. trust us, you won’t need a breath of fresh air when you’re on our server. come join the kidney club and reach new heights in minecraft.

Players:	95/700	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10