NoteBlockNoob | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Enchantments Applied:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3774	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	933026

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Towns Built:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Buildings Constructed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	327	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchantments Applied:	295
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4478
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

Players:	104/700	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3