NoteBlockNoob | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Emeralds Found:	8752	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be ghosted like this poor university student? Join our server where we guarantee you’ll never be left hanging like this girl’s “friends” did to her!

Our server is full of active players who actually show up and participate in the fun. No last-minute cancellations here! Plus, we have a strict policy against using others for notes – you gotta earn your diamonds fair and square, just like everyone else.

Don’t be like the girl who only shows up when she needs something – join our server and be a part of a community that actually cares about each other. And remember, if you’re looking for notes, you won’t find them here – but you will find a great group of friends to play Minecraft with!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	720
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mines Excavated:	4590	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Animals Bred:	142	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Towns Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Items Found:	5925	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Items Found:	3642
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5073
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Items Found:	5158
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	2853
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	111	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Potions Brewed:	200	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7107
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	7747	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	6578	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!