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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7188
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Towns Built:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	New Chunks Explored:	197287
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	8538	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Votes:	1355	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	4582	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1484
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	236	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	104/100	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Star Shards Collected:	241	Buildings Constructed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2