Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 6
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Villages Defended: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Crops Grown: 9972 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 64 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 343 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Potions Brewed: 109 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Animals Bred: 76
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mines Excavated: 3303

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 214 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Crops Grown: 1162
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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