Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Ores Mined:	2305	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Potions Brewed:	74	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Star Shards Collected:	169
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
New Chunks Explored:	408187	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Villages Defended:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchantments Applied:	93
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Buildings Constructed:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.