Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules
  1. No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft.
  2. Be cool to one another.
  3. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc.
  4. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Astral Projections Made: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LebCraft Peacekeepers

    LebCraft Peacekeepers
    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Lost Chunk Adventures

    Lost Chunk Adventures
    OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Villages Defended: 19
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

    DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

    Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

    We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Villages Defended: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • 5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

    5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

    Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

    But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PixelPleasures

    PixelPleasures
    Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

    So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3583 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Dimension Hops: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ShipwreckedNavyCraft

    ShipwreckedNavyCraft
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Block Party

    Block Party
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

    if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Villages Defended: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Enchantments Applied: 205

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Holy Pixel Well-Being

    Holy Pixel Well-Being
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

    We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

    So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8606 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 344 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • > Development Driven Minecraft SMP

    > Development Driven Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

    Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

    SkincareCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

    Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2144

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

    Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3722

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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