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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2754 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
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