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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Crops Grown:	8019
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being haunted by the memories of that one time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while trying to cook a potato in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect place for you to start fresh and make new, less incendiary memories!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare enchanted pink sheep wool. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and welcoming community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So say goodbye to your potato-cooking days of yore and come join us on our server where the only fires you’ll be starting are the ones fueled by your burning desire to have a good time!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	282136	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mines Excavated:	1622	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Villages Defended:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	214
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3354
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Votes:	5641
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	129
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ores Mined:	6967
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Void Gems Collected:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7871
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	296
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	5569

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	118
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	554
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

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