NoSmokeNoProbsMC

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dimension Hops:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

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So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9645
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	236838	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4590
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magic Items Found:	3610
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyChicksOnly

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Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HezboSmashCraft

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	8868
Farms Harvested:	697	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3950

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Emeralds Found:	1575
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2597
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	814
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Items Found:	5645

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1