NoSkipAlbumCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Animals Bred:	32
Ores Mined:	2833	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5944
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	463476

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3696