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DawnCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, DawnCraft, discussion, early morning, ENGAGEMENT, forum, forum thread, good morning, greetings, Interaction, internet, Kids, morning chat, morning routine, ONLINE, Realms, social media, start of the day, where this goes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Hey kids, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, madness, and pure insanity!

We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.

Don’t miss out on the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BestManBail Minecraft Server

awkward, best man, BestManBail, brother, choose, Clear Mind, dramatic, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Humiliation, immature, inseparable, JOKE, messages, Minecraft, overreacted, Protective, Public, reception, Server, Speech, split family, Wedding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the groom in this wild wedding story, you’ll have to choose between your best friend and your fiancée (hopefully not at your own wedding though). Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward speeches, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our server for all the drama you could ever want? See you there, drama llamas!

SpeedyCraft: Walk of Shame

Acting, aita, Commute, Confused, Dance, exhausted, Fast, fully vaccinated, groceries, hurt, husband, left out, Mall, out of place, outing, puppy, quality time, shame, singing, socialization, SpeedyCraft, theater teacher, Training, walk

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of keeping up with your husband and a new puppy? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this Reddit post.

Imagine trying to navigate through a virtual world with your husband sprinting ahead and leaving you in the dust. Will you be able to catch up and make it home in time for dinner? Or will you be stuck wandering around aimlessly, feeling like you’re always one step behind?

With our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a fast-walking husband while also tending to your virtual puppy in a sling bag. Will you be able to juggle it all and still have time to train your puppy to sit and lay down in the game?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to balance work, family time, and virtual adventures all at once. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between following your husband’s usual route or taking a detour by the waterside promenade – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the madness of virtual family time!

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Animals Bred:	196	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Star Shards Collected:	250	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2555	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	79	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Animals Bred:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Emeralds Found:	3482
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Players Killed by Monsters:	7799
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Farms Harvested:	173
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1364	Magic Crystals Found:	24

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	185	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Votes:	5408	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2288	Potions Brewed:	88
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Star Shards Collected:	170
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Players:	92/300	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	51
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5