NoSisNoMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.

Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?

But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Void Armor Forged:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

Adventure, Ales, Brewing, BUILD, Decisions, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Dynmap, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Galore, Legacy, MARK, Market system, recipes, Rich world, Survival, TOWN, Tribes, Vanilla, Wacky, weapons, Wins

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
Are custom weapons available in the server?	Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
Is there a market system for trading?	Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
Can I brew custom drinks?	Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
How can I form or join a tribe?	You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

banter, Casual, Chatting, Community, Conversation, Friends, funny, greetings, humor, internet, lighthearted, Minecraft, morning, Off topic, off-topic discussion, ONLINE, playful, small talk, smp, socializing, Trolled, trolling

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7278	Dragon Eggs Found:	8510
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6841	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7533	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

bold, Bongo, bongo drummer, CHEEKY, Clever, Creative, DATING, Drummers, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, memorable, Minecraft, Music, percussionist, pick up line, playful, Rent, rent’s due, Server, slap that ass, Smooth, Unique, Witty

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	87
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	New Chunks Explored:	641634
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	453879	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!