NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	282	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dimension Hops:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ores Mined:	6114	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	150	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9193	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dimension Hops:	12	Buildings Constructed:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	50
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7159	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	133	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Farms Harvested:	986	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Emeralds Found:	3490
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	84	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!