NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

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So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9279

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Buildings Constructed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Close Call Craft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	730606
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

cutting ties, emotional boundaries, ending friendship, ending toxic friendships, friendship, FriendshipFails, letting go, letting go of toxic friends, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, signs of a bad friendship, smp, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friendships, toxic people, toxic relationships, unhealthy friendships

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AfterlifeCraft

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeCraft, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, death, Eternity, Existence, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.