NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Farms Harvested:	606

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AfterlifeCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	430

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	923	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

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Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

Accountability, Assertiveness, borrowing money, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, financial disputes, financial independence, financial responsibility, generational differences, MomOwesMeDadPaysUp, money management, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, resolving conflicts, seeking advice, seeking perspective, seeking validation, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trust issues

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Farms Harvested:	387	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

Communication, Companionship, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, INDEPENDENCE, lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, patience, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, Rivalry, sharing, sibling, sibling relationships, SibSquad, smp, Social Skills, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyRichPlayz

Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

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So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1907

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Breaking News: Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ores Mined:	9871	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.