NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 134 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6113 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Animals Bred: 97 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9504
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 389 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 78 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 2153
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 262
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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