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CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TallTunes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NoWifeNoDriveMC

arguments, CAR, Communication, compromise, consequences, Driving, DUI, home, License, Marriage, nagging, NoWifeNoDriveMC, Power Trip, progress, public transportation, REINSTATEMENT, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, Uber, work

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4502	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Potions Brewed:	188
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HospitalHaunts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Epic House Doctor Server

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so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ores Mined:	657

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

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Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyMyths

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

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so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Towns Built:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4