Normie-Free Zone: Where We Make Bank Because You Can’t Minecraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where normies can’t even handle GPG (that’s Gamer Pro Gamer, duh)? Well, look no further because our server is where the cool kids hang out! We make over 700 million diamonds a day because we’re just that awesome. Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, or building a castle made entirely of TNT (because why not?). Don’t be a normie, join our server and become a true Gamer Pro Gamer!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2130	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UncleBlockerZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Holy Grails Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	200	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.