Normie-Free Zone: Where We Make Bank Because You Can’t Minecraft

CraftyKremlinJailbreak

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come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Potions Brewed:	145
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3894	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Block the Bite Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Challenge SMP Server
Features	World is just caves, but all biomes spawn Races with different perks No PvP within the same race Protections with /claim command Crossplay support (PC Java, PC Bedrock, mobile)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the playtest?	Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
What will I receive for participating in the playtest?	Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends?	Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest?	Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Anime Son Minecraft Server

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Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

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Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyComfortsTV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Towns Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyWarZones

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so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

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Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5007	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	280
Runes Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mines Excavated:	2377
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Falling into the Void:	1