Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

    The Hangout Minecraft Server

    Overview: Where adventure meets community!

    Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Key Features:

    Discord Integration Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
    In-Game Events Hosted by Admins Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
    Respawning Ender Dragon Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
    Single Player Sleep No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
    Bending for Subscribers Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

    Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

    Ready to Join?

    Server IP: 74.95.135.190

    Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

    We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3114 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

    Decent Vidya Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

    Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

    And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

    BrokeBlockMateKickedOut
    Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

    Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

    imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

    we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

    With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7387 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Emeralds Found: 6236 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TRAVEL MC

    TRAVEL MC

    Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

    Thanks For Join!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

    Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
    Can I claim any land? No, there is no land claiming on the server.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
    How long has the server been running? The server has been running for over eight years.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mines Excavated: 2993
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

    Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Farms Harvested: 163
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Lunatic Minecraft SMP

    Lunatic Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

    Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8720 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Gods Slained: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

    DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure
    Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

    RedLineDefend Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 689589 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • UNRWA Massacre Madness

    UNRWA Massacre Madness
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Animals Bred: 123 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

    Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server
    so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7205 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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