NoRideNoWorkMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StepdaughterGoneWildMC

adult children, behavioral problems, consequences of actions, dealing with drug use, dealing with lies, difficult decisions, family dynamics, living with mental illness, mental illness, parental challenges, parenting struggles, protecting siblings, seeking help for children, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, StepdaughterGoneWildMC, stepfamily issues, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepdaughter’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and drama that will make you question your sanity.

We promise a stable environment (unlike dealing with her tantrums), where you can build and create to your heart’s content. No stealing or lying allowed, unless it’s in the game of course!

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we won’t kick you out for misbehaving (unless you start smoking drugs in our virtual world, then all bets are off).

So come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even your stepdaughter’s antics seem tame in comparison. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike letting her stay in your house for too long).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HaitiHavocCraft

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LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4228
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

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haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3409	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Buildings Constructed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.