NoResortNoGirlfriend | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3842	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	100

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	487
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	137

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Farms Harvested:	193	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Farms Harvested:	265
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.