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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8767 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9814 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
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