NoPorkJuly4th | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExTalksOnly: No AITA!

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DATING, ex, ExTalksOnly, feelings, friendship, Honesty, Jealousy, misunderstandings, Obsession, Pictures, rekindling, relationships, scandal, Secrets, Trust, Warning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2997
New Chunks Explored:	177688	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are as fragile as glass blocks! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unpredictable twists and turns.

Ever wanted to experience the thrill of trying to rekindle a friendship with someone who acts too cool for you at parties? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate through awkward encounters and bitter conversations just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to be caught in the middle of a love triangle that involves scandalous pictures, ex-boyfriends, and friends who are weirdly flirty with each other. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

Join us now and witness the chaos unfold as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and drama is served hotter than a lava pit. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed is a potential plot twist waiting to happen. See you on the server, where the drama never stops!

Trump’s TNT Emporium

airstrikes, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Emporium, foreign policy, heavy bombs, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, Politics, SECURITY, shipment, Tnt, trump, Trumps, united states, War, weapons

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Zombie Dances:	1

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we drop bombs like trump dropping his mixtape. we got explosions bigger than israel receiving a shipment of heavy bombs, it’s lit fam. join now or miss out on the biggest boom boom party in minecraft history. let’s blow sh*t up together, it’s gonna be a blast!

Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry

biology, Competition, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, intercourse, Jealousy, male psychology, mate guarding, mating strategies, Men, partner, perceived competition, reproductive success, Rivalry, sexual selection, social behavior, Sperm, sperm competition, sperm concentration, Unconscious, Wars

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.

WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.

COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.

WiryCraft server minecraft

41742, Active Administration, banner, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, History, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, questions, RPG, Server, Sleeping, Survival, WiryCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

PVP/PVE server with its sleeping and history. Active administration will always answer your questions

WiryCraft.aternos.me

Eternal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ded, ETERNAL, GORET, Goret has passed away, Goret is dead, Goret is deceased, Goret’s absence, Goret’s death, Goret’s demise, Goret’s departure, Goret’s end, Goret’s eternal rest, Goret’s farewell, Goret’s final moments, Goret’s loss, Goret’s memory, Goret’s passing, is.., Mourning Goret, Realm, RIP Goret

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, ya gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.

Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.

GirlCraft – No Boys Allowed!

Allowed, body image issues, body positivity, Boundaries, Boys, Communication Issues, feeling exposed, feeling uncomfortable, friendship drama, Girlcraft, girls night out, group dynamics, leaving a social event, leaving a toxic situation, peer pressure, self esteem, self-care, size discrimination, social dynamics, standing up for yourself, toxic friendships, uncomfortable seating

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of being pressured to leave your comfortable spot for a less-than-ideal lounge area just to accommodate your friend’s crush!

Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!

CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Conflict, conservative values, CraftyFeminist, Crisis, extremism, fundamentalism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Islamic, leadership, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political turmoil, power struggle, religious beliefs, Server, Social Issues, splits, Taliban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	8584	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

BlockyHungaryEU

Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, diplomatic relations, disputes, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU accession process, Euro-Atlantic integration, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, Minister, negotiations, Politics, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6184
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Galileo’s Space Telescope

Galileos, Space, telescope

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3404	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	257	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	2184	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8237

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Items Found:	5471
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Towns Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

Players:	106/100	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	828
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6