NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Farms Harvested:	700
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MegaCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

UnderLands

Mini Games

Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

From Inforty

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pwn9 YASMP

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Survival U Kamioka

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, FTB, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

New server I recommend 10/10 the server is good and has a very nice dungeon spawn very beautiful greetings kamiok have fun playing::::DDDDDDDD Wishes Kamiok naura

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ExodusCraft

A plot/ranks/survival server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

oter SMP

Survival

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CrystalCraftMC

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is CrystalCraftMC!

CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MBCraft Factions

Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mines Excavated:	3739
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Aerth Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	676083	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ores Mined:	2836	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ores Mined:	3420
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	8012
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.