NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

qubecraft

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Majkrafci

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safehouse Survival

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Bredland

Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Plymouth Valley

When you join our server you can jump right into action with building. When you spawn you’re already part of the city Plymouth! Join a job and start making money to buy yourself a plot in a town, or start your own town! You can also spend your money in the Player Mall at spawn to buy other player’s items or purchase a Mall Plot and sell your own items! If you buy a plot, everything is protected in that plot. No one else can build or destroy! However, be careful in the wilderness, PVP is on everywhere except in the towns and there is no block protection there either! Build and play at your own risk! With many well knit plugins that promote both community and challenge, Plymouth Valley and its staff dedicates themselves to helping you have a great Minecraft experience!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1516
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Gizmic

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.