NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	179558
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	2006
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	258	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

BlockyJusticeGoneWrong, controversial, crime, debate, Ethics, FREEDOMS, Government, Justice, Laws, Legal, legislation, morality, opinion, opinionated, policy, punishment, regulations, RIGHTS, shouldnt be, Social Issues, society

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Astral Projections Made:	1	Towns Built:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

Assassin, Cinema, classic film, contract killer, contract killing, crime film, dark comedy, Dorothy, Dorothy Gale, Dorothy Gale movie, FAMOUS, fictional character, film character, film industry, Gales, hired assassin, hit job, hitwoman, iconic, Killer, movie character, Protagonist, The Wizard of Oz

So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3652	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Marahuyo Sanctuary

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Philippines cracked server Survival economy PvP events building contests McMMO guilds guild wars parkour features community fun events players gamemode adventure challenges rewards friends, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

Balanced, Cases, Cities, Development, Enjoyable, Friends, game server, Minecraft, MINECUBIX, new generation, Politics, role-play, Server, Vanilla

https://t.me/minecubixremake

Hello, if you selected this item, then you want to understand the idea of the game server? Great, let us introduce you to this!

The goal of creating the project is to give our young users and older people an excellent playground with convenient, and most importantly, interesting functions. We are not trying to impress you with incredibly beautiful personalization, pictures, textures, we just want to provide you with an easy to use game server. A little bit of everything was invested into the server concept. A little Role Play content will dilute your already, perhaps, boring vanilla, a little Politics will give you the opportunity to create your own cities and invite your friends to them and not only, a little vanilla itself will give you the opportunity to develop in the world quite simply. We have not tried and will not try to complicate the game for you, our goal is only to make it enjoyable and balanced.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2