Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!
But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!
Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!
