Welcome to our totally not named Minecraft SMP, where we have the craziest reasons for you to join!

Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!

But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!

Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
New Chunks Explored: 77038 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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